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Unnecessary Quotation Marks, Menu Version

Here at the New England SCBWI conference, some writer friends and I went out to dinner. Here is how we have fun, laughing at bad punctuation on menus. We writers know how to party!
 

"Spa" Cuisine

They really use butter?


"Hand cut fries"

They're not hand cut or they don't really serve them?


Eggplant "Stacks"

Famous, yet unknown? Not so much stacks as towers?


Eggplant "Lasagna"

Maybe they don't actually use noodles?


Reduced "Carbs"

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